jaysonvooyrhees:

It’s easier to imagine him as a waiter in a trendy restaurant (“Hi, I’m Cole. I’ll be your waiter. Would you like to hear our specials?”); a dance instructor (“You call that a battement fondue?”); an architect (“If I don’t use dentil molding, it could ruin the neoclassical motif.”); or a model (“Work it, Cole. Work it!”).

When a guy like that fails in a town like this, it could get ugly.

I know I haven’t posted in like, oh, 6 months.  But this is a good place to start back into it.

Listen Cole, you should have been riding the pine pony while Happ was riding the mound.  You want this season to be over? ME TOO.  And I only caught the latter half when I get back from europe.  And you sucked the entire time.  Hate you.