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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Once upon a time there was a girl who loved retail, france, mojito martinis, tights, and the idea that everything will be OK.
She planned parties and then raged them.
…and this is what she had to say.</description><title>Oh geez, draw a picture!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @sneakyjane)</generator><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"Just because somebody doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you..."</title><description>“Just because somebody doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://singlescoop.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;singlescoop&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This I firmly believe….&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/46637452</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/46637452</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:46:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I just moved back home with my parents for a month and this morning they went down the shore for two...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I just moved back home with my parents for a month and this morning they went down the shore for two weeks.  My one job was to mow the lawn.  So, about an hour ago, I went outside to do it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And broke the lawnmower.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actually, I just broke the starter pull - which came all loose and am now unable to start the mower (obviously).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The bad news? It was a new lawnmower.  Not actually sure how big a problem this is, I looked it up online and its a pretty easy problem to fix.  Not for a 25 year old girl who has only mowed the lawn once in her life….but probably for anyone else.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The other bad news? The grass is pretty long.  But, I don’t want to ask a neighbor to borrow lawnmower and then break their starter pully!  How embarrassing would that be!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The good? My dad is about 5-6 hours away now and cannot give out the exact lashing that he usually would if he were here.  Although, I suppose, if he were here he would have just mowed the lawn himself.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Solution?  Not sure yet.  I have called my younger brother, who lives in the city - but is currently at a tournament elsewhere.  Left a frantic message that he must call me back immediately to borrow a neighbor’s mower and mow the lawn at our house because I, being the idiot I am, broke the pully.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Called my mom, but no answer.  I’m thinking I can wait a little until I break the inevitable to my dad.  Because he is &lt;i&gt;scary.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Damn it, I can’t believe I broke it!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/46311664</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/46311664</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:39:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I am moving home tomorrow.  I’m leaving my first apartment...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/S7RVnRhBwcogg4j8RZRKZC6C_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I am moving home tomorrow.  I’m leaving my first apartment in the city, the place where I have lived for the past 2 years and the first place that *I* paid rent and learned the value of my dollar being completely wasted on renting.  I love my apartment.  And I’m sad to leave it and the lovely roomate that eventually came along with it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know that everyone has to eventually, move, change, evolve.  But I do hate parts of it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/46078650</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/46078650</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:43:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>noraleah:

(via jennifur85)
You can convince me that one of them...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/LRJOtFjRgcnu5d7av5Fb7kq2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.noraleah.com/post/46028960/via-jennifur85-you-can-convince-me-that-one-of" target="_blank"&gt;noraleah&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://jennifur85.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;jennifur85&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You can convince me that one of them is not doping.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Alright, I’ll stop the self-hating American shit now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GO TEAM USA!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Give her a lollipop and she’s part of the guild. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And &lt;i&gt;him. &lt;/i&gt;I don’t understand…there is so much more pretty in Lochte and Piersol…why the camera is so much on him?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know, I &lt;i&gt;know.  &lt;/i&gt;Its not all about that…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/46030650</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/46030650</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:45:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Rollins think Philly fans suck.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080813&amp;content_id=3304765&amp;vkey=news_phi&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=phi"&gt;Rollins think Philly fans suck.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Well maybe he didn’t say it quite like that, but this whole article offends the crap out of me.  First off, the Phillies sucked for like, 8 straight years following the 1993 world series…and fans came out and supported them even in their time of stink.  They also missed the playoffs by &lt;i&gt;one game &lt;/i&gt;the 2 seasons before last - and fans still came out and sold out their games.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think there is a huge difference between being a fairweather fan city and just calling out your team when they are playing like ass.  For example, right now.  Fans are &lt;i&gt;still &lt;/i&gt;selling out games, fans are still rooting for them and showing their support - yeah we get cranky and mean and boo from time to time but realistically - we are there.  Good AND bad.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was in Colorado for game 3 of the first round of playoffs last season and &lt;i&gt;at least &lt;/i&gt;half of the fans just became fans within that year.  You know, when they started playing well.  A lot of the fans in the audience had just come to their first baseball game, &lt;i&gt;in the first round of the playoffs.  &lt;/i&gt;And they had enough balls to give ME crap about how bad our fans are.  Pfft.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Say what you want about Philly - yeah we are mean, yeah we expect a lot - but when players that are making a lot of money consistantly play awful - they deserve a little boo.  By us fans, who are still sitting in the sellout stands.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/45978462</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/45978462</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:40:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ok, I’m sorry…
But you know you’ve won too many gold medals when you don’t...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Ok, I’m sorry…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But you know you’ve won too many gold medals when you don’t even look happy to win another.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I mean honestly, what the hell was that?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m sick of you Phelps!  Show me more Piersol!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/45748328</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/45748328</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:26:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This both warms and breaks my heart.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://emilyposts.com/post/45744680/this-both-warms-and-breaks-my-heart" target="_blank"&gt;emilyposts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;10 Commandments for Pet Ownership&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Regular separation from you will be painful and can even cause depression. Think before you buy me.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Give me time to understand what you want from me don’t be impatient, short-tempered or irritable.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Place your trust in me and I will always trust you back, respect is earned not given as some sort of inalienable right. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Don’t be angry with me for long, and don’t lock me up as punishment. I am not capable of understanding why I am being locked up. I only know I have been rejected. You have your work, entertainment and friends. I only have you. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I do understand your tone. “You only have to look at my tail” to know that. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget, if that treatment is unjust or bad, it may spoil the special bond between us. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Please do not hit me. I cannot hit back, but I can bite and scratch and I don’t ever want to feel the need to do that. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Before you tell me off me for being uncooperative, obstinate, or lazy, ask yourself if something might be wrong with me. Perhaps I’m not getting the right food or I’ve been out in the sun too long, maybe my heart is getting old and weak, or maybe I’m just dog-tired. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Take care of me when I get old. You too will grow old and will also want care, love, and affection. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say, “I can’t bear to watch” or “Let it happen in my absence”. Everything is easier for me if you are there. Remember, Irrespective of what you do I will always love you.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; :( #10.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/45746557</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/45746557</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:04:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I know this may somewhat stem from the fact that I am 6 ft tall, but gymnasts really freak me out. ...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I know this may somewhat stem from the fact that I am 6 ft tall, but gymnasts &lt;i&gt;really &lt;/i&gt;freak me out.  Esp. the men ones.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On the same olympic notes, my friend from high school is swimming tonight in the final breaststoke 100 meters….Go Brendan!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/45470308</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/45470308</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 21:15:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Edwards admits to having affair...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26095810?GT1=43001"&gt;Edwards admits to having affair...&lt;/a&gt;: Ugh.  There is something wrong with the state of marriage in the world.</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/45238162</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/45238162</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:33:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>In 2 months…my new home sweet home.
La Ferté Macé, France....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/S7RVnRhBwceibft4c4RLg1gK_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;In 2 months…my new home sweet home.
&lt;p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;La Ferté Macé, France. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/45212444</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/45212444</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:38:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Mission for tonight: pull your head out of your ass, Cole.  Come...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/S7RVnRhBwcd5ayjh2cI5QOHa_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Mission for tonight: pull your head out of your ass, Cole.  Come on.  I know you can do it. </description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/45092318</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/45092318</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:45:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ellebelle:

sarazucker:

i am on a perpetual quest to find the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/wdYt3f5uzcafn66jL9T7Ps67_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ellebelle.tumblr.com/post/44847152/sarazucker-i-am-on-a-perpetual-quest-to-find" target="_blank"&gt;ellebelle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sarazucker.tumblr.com/post/44839439/i-am-on-a-perpetual-quest-to-find-the-perfectly" target="_blank"&gt;sarazucker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i am on a perpetual quest to find the perfectly &lt;b&gt;layered ruffle dress&lt;/b&gt;…i’ve found some similar hand-made alternatives from etsy by &lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_gallery_2&amp;listing_id=13432631" title="sarahseven" target="_blank"&gt;sarahseven&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_gallery_6&amp;listing_id=13991962" title="ouma" target="_blank"&gt;ouma&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_gallery_19&amp;listing_id=12706172" title="dewberryvintage" target="_blank"&gt;dewberryvintage&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; I don’t know if they do now, but &lt;a href="http://www.freepeople.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.freepeople.com" target="_blank"&gt;www.freepeople.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt; always has stuff like this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/44851701</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/44851701</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:22:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>maryrambin:

Second of all, women’s Ferragamo (any...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/DosLascPNcabq6vfOSVTmyNK_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mary.nonsociety.com/post/44827541/john-mccain-is-a-shoe-slut-apparently-its" target="_blank"&gt;maryrambin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Second of all, women’s Ferragamo (any designer) shoes cost well over $500.  No one gives Hilary a hard time. Maybe people feel bad her husband is an actual slut so we figure she should get what she wants.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No, but people &lt;i&gt;did &lt;/i&gt;give John Edwards a hard time for getting $400 haircuts. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/44828788</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/44828788</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:35:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow..."</title><description>“Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion’s starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don’t see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it’s not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it’s always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaking suspision love actually is all around”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Love Actually….love this movie (via &lt;a href="http://yarrow.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;yarrow&lt;/a&gt;)(via &lt;a href="http://kathlellen.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;kathlellen&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One of my favorite things is to watch people reunited with each other at the airport.  There is such a feeling of pure love and happiness that is so overwhelming and so unseen almost anywhere else…its wonderful.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/44828213</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/44828213</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:29:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bellavita:
sophiniesom
 Pretty boy.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/GRbknXj6Fc6jix4oZsX66kYc_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bellavita.tumblr.com/post/44794940/sophiniesom" target="_blank"&gt;bellavita&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://sophiniesom.tumblr.com/post/44641971/allibautista-unicornology-via-entrails-why" target="_blank"&gt;sophiniesom&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Pretty boy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/44805340</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/44805340</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:13:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What if...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lovepuppy.tumblr.com/post/43969686/what-if" target="_blank"&gt;lovepuppy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Your soul mate was born today and you had to wait 18 years (probably more) to find him?!?&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;‘What if I’d been born fifty years before you&lt;br/&gt;In a house on a street where you lived?&lt;br/&gt;Maybe I’d be outside as you passed on your bike&lt;br/&gt;Would I know?’&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/43974231</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/43974231</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:57:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Mary Lynn Rajskub from 24 named her son Valentine</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20215351,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines"&gt;Mary Lynn Rajskub from 24 named her son Valentine&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://seriouslythough.tumblr.com/post/43851636/mary-lynn-rajskub-from-24-named-her-son-valentine" target="_blank"&gt;seriouslythough&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Why?  Why?  Why?  What makes you seriously think that kid is going to want to be named Valentine at age 13?  Or any age for that matter?  People are idiots.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; My dog is a pure bred and my parents named him Valentine Shooting Star…Valentine because our old dog died on Vday, and the theme of the litter was stars.  Yeah, we call him Tasso.  Because that is an embarrassing name even for a dog.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/43854419</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/43854419</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:51:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dazzlingdelta:

hydeordie:


HOLY SHIT!!!!! Ok, I’m totally...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/PQShT5KNabue0x403bBH4BSl_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dazzlingdelta.tumblr.com/post/43529032/hydeordie-holy-shit-ok-im-totally" target="_blank"&gt;dazzlingdelta&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hydeordie.com/post/43520642/holy-shit-ok-im-totally-proving-my-nerdom" target="_blank"&gt;hydeordie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;HOLY SHIT!!!!! Ok, I’m totally proving my nerdom, but I just found out that not only is Josh Holloway from Lost is in the new X-Men origins movie, but he’s playing FUCKING GAMBIT!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I may have just had an orgasm. I didn’t even want to see the new X-Men, because I’m goddam sick and tired of Wolverine. I could give two shits about him. Three friggin movies have revolved around him. But now, there’s Wolverine! Ahhhhh! via &lt;a href="http://misfittoys.tumblr.com/post/43506374/holy-shit-ok-im-totally-proving-my-nerdom" target="_blank"&gt;misfittoys&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Aubrey, you just made my life.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;holler! liev is in it too- might have to see this!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; Whoa, what! I thought Taylor Kitsch was playing gambit?! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/43531537</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/43531537</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:39:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>'Last lecture' professor dies of cancer</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25848017"&gt;'Last lecture' professor dies of cancer&lt;/a&gt;: What a sad story, and what an amazing man.  RIP.</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/43519244</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/43519244</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:43:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I love falling asleep when its pouring down rain.</title><description>I love falling asleep when its pouring down rain.</description><link>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/43342140</link><guid>http://sneakyjane.tumblr.com/post/43342140</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:45:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
